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Pending Felony Update unisex oversized French Terry cotton Tshirts
Pending Felony Update unisex oversized French Terry cotton Tshirts
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Rs. 1,699.00
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“I Commit Codes, Not Crimes. Yet.” T-Shirt
French Terry Cotton | Sizes XS–XXL | White, Beige, Black
Meet the t-shirt that says what your face probably shouldn’t. Made from soft, breathable French terry cotton, this shirt is perfect for coders, introverts, and those dangerously close to becoming Batman-level vigilantes (but like… after their 2nd coffee).
• Fit: Relaxed enough for debugging at 3 AM, sharp enough for pretending you have your life together.
• Fabric: Premium French terry cotton — soft, cozy, and not complicit in any crimes.
• Colors: Available in minimalist noir (Black), modern monk (Beige), and clinical honesty (White).
• Sizes: XS to XXL — because sarcasm comes in all shapes.
Wear it to your next stand-up meeting, interrogation, or awkward tech meetup where someone says “I hack in my free time” unironically.
Disclaimer: This t-shirt has no criminal record. Yet.
P.S. Mr. Deadline changes color (white or black) to stand out - he hates blending in.
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